schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

buckyxbarnes:

It’s hard to find a partner with a similar life experience. [insp]

I needed that day off from the Mac lab

planetlibrary:

greglestrade:

Observe my very adult dinner: chicken nuggets and animal shaped potatoes.

You should have had dinosaur chicken nuggets. Then you could have a battle with ketchup and BBQ as blood, and you eat the chicken nuggets first because dinosaurs are extinct, and then the potato animals because lots of animals are endangered or extinct, and then you get sad for a moment because extinction is sad, and then you get happy because chicken nuggets and potato animals. Magical.

asoiafs:

people who don’t like sansa stark need jesus

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

dobriaen