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sandandglass:

Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

thewalkingmapal:

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WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

kane52630:

Yay I found a d&d campaign to join!

"Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they’re going to be. And it breaks your heart. Because what’s the point in them being happy now if they’re going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later."

johannabaeson:

"Johanna I’m being serious"

"So am I"

I’m a B cup ohmygod!

Huh.

Shit. That bitch is here.

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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kogiopsis:

#i’m guessing all of them will be gone#in a day or twooooooooooooooo (via lunarubato)

kogiopsis:

 (via lunarubato)